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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(Source: patarnon)

(Source: twitter.com)

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals)

(Source: pollyfern)

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

pricklylegs:

Now I`m going to need therapy..

pricklylegs:

Now I`m going to need therapy..